Well, maybe not. My first lesson, ending only minutes ago, went pretty well. If you discount the jello legs and heart palpitations. I don't have parents to show, so I will tell you all that Andre, my instructor, said it was an 'excellent first lesson'. He also said I handled the car very well, and that he couldn't understand why I didn't pass my test the first time (we're doing parking on Sunday, so I imagine he'll quickly learn why then). I also need to work on checking my mirrors more often, which I've been working on as a passenger, but I seem to forget when behind the wheel. That's just a habit I need to get into, though. So, if you're talking to me face to face, and I seem to avoid eye contact, it's not you, I'm just practicing looking at my side mirrors.

In other news, I totally watched a woman masturbate (like, for reals... a real woman in an instructional video) with a room full of 20 strangers. Fucken HELL, I love my job.

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man, the best sexy moment I had with my job was last year (and was really more embarrassing than anything else, but the kid didn't seem to notice he had said something totally embarrassing, so it was all good) when I was teaching sex ed to the grade 6 kids, and we were just learning about plumbing and stuff, so talking about wet dreams and the like, which invariably turns to masturbation, and this boy (who was sweet and quite smart) said, "yeah, how come sometimes stuff comes out, and sometimes it doesn't?"
I had no idea, obviously, I'm a goddam English teacher. But I made something up about how you know, the system is just new and figuring out how things work, so not everything works perfectly at first.

Seriously. I was expecting this kid to be crucified for admitting to masturbating in front of his classmates, and nobody even noticed. There were a few murmurs of yeah, why is that? but no mocking. Interesting.

Congrats on the driving!! If you want to get really adventurous, you can drive my car. It's a piece of shit anyway, and very forgiving with the clutch / gears and stuff, so it might be fun.

Oh, also, we sold our house, and assuming everything goes as planned with their financing and inspection, we close end of May also! Is that really 1m2w away? Shizballs.

By Jallápenno, at 3:22 PM

Oooh, you'll have to tell me where you're moving to!!! :)

By Jenn, at 2:36 PM

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